Now before you get all excited, it’s probably not what you are thinking about! Good. Now that we’ve cleared that up, this is what happened to me the other day. It was embarrassing ...
As a recent owner of a Blackberry phone I was more than pleased that the company decided to give free applications following some downtime in their service. I browsed the gifts and selected ones I thought I could use. Strangely, because they were free they felt ‘different’ than if I had to pay for them, I don’t think I was quite as selective and careful with the instructions as I could have been.
Anyway, I had this particular application installed and after playing around with it for a while I promptly forgot it. This was my biggest error.
It just sat there on my phone waiting for the appropriate time to behave like a UXB. Well, that’s how I treated it later ...
I was sat with a year 3 child going through grammar and other literacy points when the phone made itself known from the depths of my coat pocket.
I scrambled to get it, the more flustered I became the harder it was to get the phone out, to remember where the controls were and to turn the volume down.
What happened? I hear you ask. Well, I had installed a Drive Safely application that reads your emails and messages to you as you are paying attention to the road. Alas, when I got out of the car that morning I had neglected to turn either the application or the phone on to silent.
The message that came through?
Well, I can’t really divulge that here, all I will say is that it was not suitable for the ears of a year 3 pupil! I mean, although they sometimes have difficulty in their reading skills, their listening and comprehension faculties work very well!
Her eyes were wide open as I eventually made the phone harmless.
I haven’t blushed like that for a while, but I guess hearing that my profile on some long forgotten site has be matched with Anonymous Blond Curvaceous and that notifications have been sent is not conducive to a calm demeanour in front of sponge-like children!
Thanks for the free embarrassment Blackberry!